Wednesday, October 19, 2011

The latest trend in NYC-kosher-restaurant sukkot

  1. Rent a really long flatbed truck.
  2. Park it directly in front of your kosher restaurant, or as close to it as you can get.
  3. Have someone build at least one temporary flight of stairs leading from the sidewalk or street to the top of the flatbed.
  4. Construct a sukkah on top of the flatbed. Installing an electric light or two in the sukkah would be considerate.
  5. Place tables and chairs in the sukkah, and, if there's no other lighting, a candle in a wind-resistant holder on each table.
  6. Enjoy the temporary increase in your profits, as seemingly every apartment-dweller in New York City squeezes into your sukkah for a meal. :) (Been there, done that. Yum!)


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